Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!