Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.