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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever