What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.