What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.