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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays