What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!