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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!