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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'