What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!