What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!