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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Well I'll be damned!

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How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.