What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!