What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!