What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!