How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.