What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.