How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.