How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins