How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.