How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.