How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Ancient Egyptians Jokes More Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.