How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.