How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm