How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.