How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Ancient Egyptians Jokes More Ancient Egyptians Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm