What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?