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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters