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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.