What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.