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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.