What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.