What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.