What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.