Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.