When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Hide-and-Sikh
Eagle
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Liberal Arts Degrees.
Well, that's the edamame.
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
Because it was two tired.
The asphalt.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
