Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.