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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call Kim Jong-Un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.