Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!