Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!