Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?