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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!