All the Milky Ways. You get it.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The milky way!
He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.