Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.