Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.