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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.