Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.