Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.