Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.