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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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