Expand Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

Reddit Community Jokes More Reddit Community Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent