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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.