White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

White Cop Jokes More White Cop Jokes

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.