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White Man Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Red House Jokes More Red House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Purple Man Jokes More Purple Man Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.