Coach
INDIGO!
The D is silent.
Because freedom rings.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
People laugh at my face.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Basic training.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
An inj-oink-tion.