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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d