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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.