Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's