Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.