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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D