Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D