Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.