Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade