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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.