Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.