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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.