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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!