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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.