What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!