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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!