What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!