What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged.)

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!