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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.