What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.