What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

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You get to meet new people everyday.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!