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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."