What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..