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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..