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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!