When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

Far-from-thinkin