When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!