What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!