What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

How many French eggs do you need?

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.