What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.