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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.