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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.