What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.