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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.