Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.