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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.