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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!