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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!