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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.