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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do