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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.