Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.