Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.