Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Why is a blonde like Australia?

They're both down under and no one cares.