Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.