Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.