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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!