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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!