How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.