How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.