How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.