How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.