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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.