Because they don't have chairs.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Poached.
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
A Henman.
In the toilet.
A stool sample.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.