Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair