Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.