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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.