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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!