Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.