Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
You flip it upside down.
A chair
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Chair? Statue?!
A Chair-ity!
Ferniture.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Chair you go again asking more questions!
The chair was armed.
Bolt upright.
Because they don't have chairs.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Seth Rollins with a chair
It's been nice gnawing you!
It was armed.
Time to buy a new chair.
Take away their chairs
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Take away its chair.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Paddy O' Furniture
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
A chair.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
She was having Disney spells.
Driver
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
The Crimea River
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Hot wheels.
In the cow-boose.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
H. Ross Parrot
In his Baracks
Yo mama last night bro.
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
She named him Oedipus.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
