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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair