Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!