Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Forever.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Someone told him it was 2's day.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
I hate tons of stuff.
Because they're not PC.
