Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities