Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

An oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What do old people often do?

Die

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.