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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.