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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.