Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"