Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.