Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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5-5-2-2.

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Indentured servitude.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.