Indentured servitude.
They both get ditched in the park
Hip-Pop
Life support.
A bus full of old people
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Depends.
Depends
A stand up driver.
Die
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They're cramming for the final.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
There's too much racket
They look in the obituary
I don't remember.
There close to the ground.
A migraine.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
Papal towels.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
Play ball.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Buzz.....
The second telephone.
I am tired of looking for a job.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
5-5-2-2.
