Indentured servitude.
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They both get ditched in the park
GET OFF MY LAN!
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Life support.
A bus full of old people
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Depends.
Depends
A stand up driver.
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Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They're cramming for the final.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
There's too much racket
They look in the obituary
I don't remember.
There close to the ground.
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Because his watch has ended.
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
They get toad!
On top of three children.
A bus driver.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Mary had a little LAN
Because it wasn't his real dad
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I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
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