Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.