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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.