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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.