Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.