Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.