Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!