Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!