Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!