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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!