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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!