Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.