You're getting on my wick.
Electricity.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
A candle-nah-brah
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
He blew him off.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
Are you going out tonight
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
He makes a swish!
I'm at wick's end.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Don't birthdays burn you up
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
About a wick!
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Light bulbs
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Fire in the hole!
Lighting fires.
Prism
Because it's made out of vibranium.
Get off me holmes!
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
There was too much sax and violins.
Let us prey.'
HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Only when they snap at something!
Cos sin
Sin language
Because he was a fungi
You invite two of them.
