When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.