When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.