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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.