Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Just follow his coke mules.
Sleep in the wardrobe!
The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
