Fedora Linux!
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
The operating system
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
Gingerly
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
A brain sturgeon.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Remorse code
How're ye gettin' on
A Khalculator
Squish it in your hand.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Zikachu.
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Because 7 8 10
Because they don't do Windows
When there's white-out all over the screen
Because they lived once
Mowed 'em.
The recycle bin.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 8 9.