Operate Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Mac Os X Jokes More Mac Os X Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.