Operate Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out