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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ()

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!