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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.