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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

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What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.