Protein Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

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What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.