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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Loner Jokes More Loner Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.