Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.