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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.