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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.