How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What is true and false at the same time?

This

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do