How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.