How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer