How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown