What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.