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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time