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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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About a wick!

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Oily!

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A. It saves them a lot of time.

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When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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I think I could pull it off

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time