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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time