What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat