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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated