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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.