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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.