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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.