What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder