Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.