Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra