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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.