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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.