Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.