25 letters after a, brah.
Why only today they found a Beagle!
Because they cant find the point.
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Myrrhder
A zebra with a private jet.
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
Because he can't "C"
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"