25 letters after a, brah.
Finding a condom in your hole!
The captain's log!
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
A zebra with a private jet.
Spot
Because he can't "C"
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"