25 letters after a, brah.
He found his pair a' dice!
Finger-prints.
A barber!
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Spot
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Noe(L)...no "L"
Because he can't "C"
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"