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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter?

Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"