24+ Funny 25 Jokes - Curious Supply

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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